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#6081. My brother went to college in West Virginia. I went to visit him when I was 17 and he took me to a coal miner bar that had a shaved nude dancer they called Face cause her head was way bigger than it should have been. A coal miner paid her five bucks to eat her in the corner. She sold us a doobie on her break. Some woman kept pacing up and down the bar saying "My tooth! My tooth!" and doing shots of whiskey.

My brother always did know the best places to drink.